Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow might be addicted to (we don't know them personally, but we definitely have a hunch)! Last week, we asked you to give us your breas ... er, best captions for a photo from the new movie Baby Mama, which hits theaters today. Congrats to all three of our winners; your captions were a real tit hit around the office. 
1. "Careful, Kid, you'll suck your eye out" -- Ross J.
2. "Be careful! When you've got milk goggles on, every baby looks cute." -- Nathan T.
3. "This is cool and all, but why not just buy the milk?" -- Lou T.
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Do you hear that? Smell it? Oh yes, it's summer -- and it's finally here (in movie form, that is)! This week on Insert Caption, we're gettin' our feet wet on a little film called Iron Man. You may have heard us talk about it once or twice before -- it's a small, character-driven piece about ... screw it -- it's friggin' IRON MAN! Now check this out: The 10 winning captions (yup, 10!) will fly away with one LG "the V" cell phone (pictured right, click to learn more) and one Iron Man poster. 10 phones. 10 posters. It's gonna be a BIG summer folks, so why not give away some equally-as-big prizes, right? We're exposing our round, shiny hearts to all of you in the hopes you'll reward us with humor in the comments below (we're such a cheap date) ...
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(Page 2)22. The Oracle told me this would happen. I'm going in!
Posted at 4:36PM on Apr 25th 2008 by MattS
23. I heard you sometimes slept in tubs Robert, but how did you get the drain imprinted on your chest?!
Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Mike D
24. Obadiah to Tony:
What number do I call to have your Mom come pick you up?
Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Harmonov
25. "Just exactly what part of WAR MACHINE sounds like ROTARY PHONE !!??
Posted at 4:38PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Hao Nguyen
26. So who's is better? My Chest phone or Inspector Gadgets Shoe phone?
Posted at 4:43PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Brent Todd
27. It's a rotary dial. Call anyone you like.
Posted at 4:51PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Nick
28. "Sorry Stark, but a Rotary Dial pacemaker doesn't quite qualify as 'steampunk...'"
Posted at 4:51PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Thom Kozik
29. Come On! Their symbol is a pink bunny!!! The energizer bunny's got nothing on me!
Posted at 4:55PM on Apr 25th 2008 by austin
30. Seriously Stark, I think you're getting a little too attached to your work...
Posted at 4:59PM on Apr 25th 2008 by austin
31. " Yes, it's rotary dial, and no, I don't know why they didn't make it push button! "
Posted at 5:00PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Patrick Field
32. Where exactly are the speakers to your chestPod?
Posted at 5:00PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Kanah Fuller
33. "Ever since the whole Orlando Brown thing, Paramount makes me wear this locator at all times so they know where.....DAMMIT! I had this on at "Crazy Girls" last night, didn't I?"
Posted at 5:02PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Bentoboxx
34. Go ahead touch it. You know you want to.
Posted at 5:02PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Eric
35. All I am asking is for you to just smell. It has a new car scent.
Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Danniel Slade
36. I just said to myself, "Self, why not just attach your daily pill case to your chest, then you'll never forget to take them!"
Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 25th 2008 by austin
37. Sir, I only got these implants because you said you would love me more.
Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Sean
38. So...when does The Dark Knight come out?
Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Jeremy
39. Look what I got! I got from the Sharper Image...it's Gaydar!!! Seriously!
Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 25th 2008 by austin
40. I think something's wrong with my Roomba.
Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Jonathan Kuhn
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21. What are you going to do now Ironman?
-Strut.
Posted at 4:36PM on Apr 25th 2008 by jonathan