1. "Reasons To Burn Rubber (#5): Family-operated Burger King drive through. Fast. Hot. Creepy." -- Anthony M.2. "Mario's Illegitimate Family..... (shhh, princess peach doesn't know)" -- Joshua B.
3. "Just keep your hands at 10 and 2, buckle your seatbelt, and are you sure you don't want to put some clothes on?" -- Nathan T.
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This week, well, you may know this guy from somewhere. Can't place the face? Here, we'll help -- it starts with an 'Indiana' and ends with a 'Jones'. Put it together and you have one of this summer's most anticipated films -- not to mention we've been looking forward to this sequel for the past 20 years. But before Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters on May 22, you're going to want to get reacquainted with an old friend -- and that's where we come in: The winners of our three favorite captions will take home one Indiana Jones The Adventure Collection DVD boxed set, which includes: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Temple of Doom & The Last Crusade. That's it to the right; ain't it purty? (Click to enlarge.) In honor of our friend Indy, it's now time for you to start whippin' out those captions! Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
5-09-2008 @ 1:50PM
Philliop Stacy said...
"Yes this is where i left your mother,(ahem) thirty years ago."
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5-12-2008 @ 9:35AM
kyle41388 said...
Harrison: And this is where I keep the last good movie I ever made.
Shia:....You consider Hollywood Homicide a good movie?
5-09-2008 @ 4:11PM
Nick said...
Can you believe it?! We start out looking for a crystal skull and end up finding Shelob's nest!
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5-09-2008 @ 4:14PM
Matt said...
Harrison - "Shia, you should just be thankful you're not a CGI character. Right, George?"
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5-09-2008 @ 4:15PM
Matt said...
"Will you guys hurry up? If we don't get there soon, Nicholas Cage and that funny-looking guy are going beat us to the punch!"
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5-09-2008 @ 4:16PM
Jeremy said...
They're making another Indiana Jones movie?
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5-09-2008 @ 4:16PM
Joshua said...
Just to let you know the maid hasn't been around for a while, so dont freak out.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:17PM
Sam said...
Man, it looks like this place hasn't been used in the last 19 years.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:20PM
Joshua said...
And this is the spider room Wutt, we call it that because you can easily climb the walls. The webs are just a weird coincidence.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:20PM
Jay B said...
Our heroes emerge from Zsa Zsa Gabor's vagina.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:22PM
Joshua said...
And this is the spider room Mutt, we call it that because you can easily climb the walls. The webs are just a weird coincidence.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:25PM
Ben said...
"Spiders?! I hate spiders!" ... "Wait, hold on, didn't it use to be snakes?"
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5-09-2008 @ 4:34PM
Nathan said...
Watch your step. The Temple of Carnies is protected by 2000-year-old cotton candy.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:37PM
Dave said...
This is where careeers go and die, kid. Just watch your step.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:37PM
Kevin said...
Harrison - "So you're saying you had a car that transformed into a robot and.. it pees on people!"
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5-09-2008 @ 4:38PM
Nathan said...
As Indiana Jones entered, the temple suddenly became even older.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:44PM
Elevator said...
Wait kid, TOUCH EVERYTHING and clean it before mom gets back.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:45PM
crazy duck said...
Indy: "So if I work out 3 times a week for 20 minutes a day,I too can be Luh Buff?"
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5-09-2008 @ 4:46PM
Jordan said...
The sad part is, old Indy thought he was taking them to the grocery store.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:47PM
Rich said...
Dad, I saw this in Goonies, the floor collapses under us...
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